His Wife’s Cousin — 172
A country gentleman lately arrived at Boston, and immediately repaired to the house of a relative, a lady who had married a merchant. The parties were glad to see him, and invited him to make their house his home, as he declared his intention of remaining in the city only a day or two. The husband of the lady, anxious to show his attention to a relative and friend of his wife, took the gentleman’s horse to a livery stable in Hanover Street. Finally his visit became a visitation, and the merchant found, after the lapse of eleven days, besides lodging and boarding the gentleman, a pretty considerable bill had run up at the livery stable. Accordingly he went to the man who kept the livery stable, and told him when the gentleman took his horse he would pay the bill. “Very well,” said the stable-keeper, “I understand you.” Accordingly, in a short time the country gentleman went to the stable and ordered his horse to be got ready. The bill, of course, was presented to him. “Oh,” said the gentleman, “Mr. ——, my relative, will pay this.” “Very good,” said the stable-keeper, “please get an order from Mr. ——; it will be the same as money.” The horse was put up again, and down went the country gentleman to Long Wharf, which the merchant kept. “Well,” said he, “I am going now.” “Are you?” said the gentleman. “Well, good-bye, sir.” “Well, about my horse; the man said the bill must be paid for his keeping.” “Well, I suppose that is all right, sir.” “Yes—well, but you know I’m your wife’s cousin.” “Yes,” said the merchant, “I know you are, but your horse is not.”