Joshua Billings on Horses — 562
Pedigree iz not important for a fast-trotten’ hoss; if he kan trot fast, never mind the pedigree. Thare iz a grate menny fast men even who ain’t got no pedigree. Thare ain’t much art in drivin’ a trotten’ hoss; just hold him back hard, and holler him ahead hard, that’s awl. A hoss will trot the fastest down hill, espeshili if the birchin brakes. Kuller is no kriterior. I have seen awful mean hosses of all kullers, except green. I never seed a mean one of this kuller. Hosses live tew an honorabil old age. I often seen them that appeared fully prepared for deth. Heathens are awlus kind to hosses; it is among Christian people that a hoss haz to trot three mile heats in a hot day, for 25,900 dollars counterfeit munny.