Sambo and Cuffee — 146
Varnum S. Mills, of this city, tells a story illustrative of the simplicity of Virginia niggers. He was visiting a friend in the Old Dominion, who owns many slaves, among whom were two, named Sambo and Cuffee, who seemed to be mortal enemies. Sambo was a favourite with the master, who one day said to him: “Sambo, you have always been a good nigger, and when you die you shall have a funeral. My family will all attend, and all the niggers shall be present, and Cuffee shall be a pall-bearer.” The darkey looked his master in the face with the simplicity of a soft clam when dug out of the mud at low tide, and indignantly responded: “Massa, if Cuffee comes to de funeril, I won’t go to the grabe.” It apparently did not occur to Sambo that he should be “conveyed” thither.