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The American Joe Miller

by Robert Kempt

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Not for Want — 362

An Irishman being asked why he left his country for America, replied, “It wasn’t for want; I had plenty of that at home.”

Sam Slick on Happiness — 363

It takes a great deal to make happiness, for everything must be in time, like a piano; but it takes very little to spoil it. Fancy a bride, now, having a toothache, or a swelled face during the honeymoon. In courtship she won’t show, but in marriage she can’t help it.

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