More Laughable Than Logical — 316
A temperance lecturer, in addressing an audience in Boston, said, “Parents, you have children, or, if you have not, your daughters may have.”
The Law of Compensation — 317
Joe being rather remiss in his Sunday-school lesson, the teacher remarked that he hadn’t a very good memory. “No, ma’am,” said he, hesitating, “but I have got a first-rate forgettery!”