Home › Humour › The American Joe Miller › Five Outs and One in — 465The American Joe Millerby Robert Kempt336 of 436 · Contents · Download EPUBFive Outs and One In — 465 A poor Yankee, upon being asked the nature of his distress, replied that he had “five outs and one in:” to wit, “out of money and out of clothes; out at the heels and out at the toes; out of credit, and in debt.” ‹ PreviousStriking Resemblance — 462 — Undoubted Courage — 463Next ›Sam Slick’s Description of a Teetotaller — 466123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354555657585960616263646566676869707172737475767778798081828384858687888990919293949596979899100101102103104105106107108109110111112113114115116117118119120121122123124125126127128129130131132133134135136137138139140141142143144145146147148149150151152153154155156157158159160161162163164165166167168169170171172173174175176177178179180181182183184185186187188189190191192193194195196197198199200201202203204205206207208209210211212213214215216217218219220221222223224225226227228229230231232233234235236237238239240241242243244245246247248249250251252253254255256257258259260261262263264265266267268269270271272273274275276277278279280281282283284285286287288289290291292293294295296297298299300301302303304305306307308309310311312313314315316317318319320321322323324325326327328329330331332333334335336337338339340341342343344345346347348349350351352353354355356357358359360361362363364365366367368369370371372373374375376377378379380381382383384385386387388389390391392393394395396397398399400401402403404405406407408409410411412413414415416417418419420421422423424425426427428429430431432433434435436← Back to The American Joe Miller