Remarkable Dream — 115
A bashful youth was paying his addresses to a gay lass of the country, who had long despaired of bringing things to a crisis. Youth called one day when she was alone at home. After settling the merits of the weather, Miss said, looking slyly into his face, “I dreamed of you last night,” “Did you? Why, now.” “Yes, I dreamed you kissed me!” “Why, now, what did you dream your mother said?” “Oh, I dreamed she wasn’t at home.” A light dawned on Youth’s intellect, and directly something was heard to crack.