What He Always Did at Home — 107
There is a story told of an Irishman who, landing in our harbour, was met and welcomed by a countryman who had been longer here. “Welcome, Pat,” said the latter, “I’m glad to see ye; ye’ve come just in time, for to-morrow’s election day.” Pat and his friend took some refreshment together, and presently the newly arrived began to make some inquiries about voting. “Ye’ll vote for who ye plaize,” said his friend, “sure it’s a free counthry.” “Well, thin, begorra,” rejoined Pat, “I go agin the Government, that’s what I always did at home.”