Daniel Webster and His Bills — 420
Our readers are aware that the late Hon. Daniel Webster was not so careful in his pecuniary matters as some men, and this fault was at times taken advantage of. At one time a man sawed a pile of wood for him, and, having presented his bill, it was promptly paid by Mr. Webster. The labourer was taken ill during the winter, and a neighbour advised him to call upon Mr. Webster for the payment of his bill. “But he has paid me,” said the man. “No matter,” replied his dishonest adviser, “call again with it. He don’t know, and don’t mind what he pays. It is a very common thing for him to pay much larger bills twice.” The man got well, and carried in his account the second time. Mr. Webster looked at it, looked at the man, remembered him, but paid the bill without demurring. The fellow got “short” some three of four months afterwards, and bethought him of the generosity and loose manner of Mr. Webster in his money matters, and a third time he called and presented the bill for sawing the wood. Mr. Webster took the account, which he immediately recognized, and, scanning the wood-sawyer a moment, said: “How do you keep your books, sir?” “I keep no books” said the man, abashed. “I think you do, sir,” continued Mr. Webster, with marked emphasis; “and you excel those who are satisfied with the double-entry system. You keep your books upon a triple-entry plan, I observe.” Tearing up the account, Mr. Webster added: “Go, sir, and be honest hereafter. I have no objection to paying these little bills twice, but I cannot pay them three times. You may retire.” The man left the room, feeling as though he was suffocating for want of air. He had learned a lesson that lasted through life.