A Disinterested Lieutenant — 367
“Feller sogers,” said a newly-elected lieutenant of the militia, “I am all-fired obliged to you for this shove-up in the ranks you have given me. Feller sogers, I’m not going to forget your kindness soon, not by a darned sight; and I’ll tell you what it is, I’ll stick to my post like pitch to a pine-board, so long as ther’s peace; but as I go in for rotation in office, and if we should come to blows with the British, darned if I don’t resign right off, and give every feller a fair shake for fame and glory.”