Two Things Made to Be Lost — 280
A country editor comes to the conclusion that there are two things that were made to be lost—sinners and umbrellas.
Reasons Enough — 281
An editor complained that he could not sleep one night, summing up the causes:—A wailing baby, sixteen months old; a howling dog under the window; a cat-fight in the alley; a nigger serenade in a shanty over the way; a toothache; and a pig trying to get in at the back-door.