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The American Joe Miller

by Robert Kempt

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Sensations of a Down-Easter — 426

It has been truly said that “we reckon the progress of our lives by sensations, not years,” and an anecdote related by a friend very happily illustrates the truth of the maxim. A young man “down East” was asked his age; to which he answered—“Wal, I don’t know exactly, but I have had the seven year itch three times.”

CHANGES.—427.

A young lady, in a class studying physiology, made answer to a question put, that in six years a human body became entirely changed, so that not a particle which was in it at the commencement of the period would remain at the close of it. “Then, Miss L.,” said the young tutor, “in six years you will cease to be Miss L.?” “Why, yes, sir, I suppose so,” said she, very modestly looking at the floor.

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