Couldn’t Make an Impression — 318
A little boy, of four years, who had been lectured by his aunt on the evil of disobedience to parents, was shown the example of a boy who disobeyed his mother, and went to the river and got drowned. “Did he die?” said Bobby, who had given the story due attention. “Yes,” was the serious reply. “What did they do with him?” asked Bobby, after a moment’s reflection. “Carried him home,” replied his aunt, with due solemnity. After turning the matter over in his mind, as it was hoped profitably, he looked up and closed the conversation by asking, “Why didn’t they chuck him in again.”