After Joining Church — 114
Uncle Sam had a neighbour who was in the habit of working on Sunday, but after a while he joined the church. One day he met the minister to whose church he belonged. “Well, Uncle Sam,” said he, “do you see any difference in Mr. P. since he joined the church?” “Oh, yes,” said Uncle Sam, “a great difference. Before, when he went out to mend his fences on Sunday, he carried his axe on his shoulder, but now he carries it under his over-coat.”