Jimmy O’Neil and President Jackson — 161
When Jackson was President, Jimmy O’Neil, the porter, was a marked character. He had his foibles, which were offensive to the fastidiousness of Colonel Donelson, and caused his dismissal on an average of about once a week. But on appeal to the higher court, the verdict was invariably reversed by the good nature of the old general. Once, however, Jimmy was guilty of some flagrant offence, and was summoned before the highest tribunal at once. The general, after stating the details of the misdeed, observed, “Jimmy, I have borne with you for years, in spite of all complaints; but in this act you have gone beyond my powers of endurance.” “And do you believe the story?” asked Jimmy. “Certainly,” answered the general: “I have just heard it from two senators.” “Faith,” retorted Jimmy, “if I believe all that twenty senators say about you it’s little I’d think you are fit to be President.” “Pshaw! Jimmy,” concluded the general; “clear out and go on duty, but be more careful hereafter.” Jimmy remained with his kind-hearted patron not only to the close of his presidential term, but, accompanying him to the Hermitage, was with him to the day of his death.