Salary Not So Much an Object, etc — 371
Minister used to amuse me beyond anything, poor old soul. Once the congregation met, and raised his wages from three to four hundred dollars a-year. Well, it nearly set him crazy; it bothered him so he could hardly sleep. So, after church was over the next Sunday, he said, “My dear brethren, I hear you have raised my salary to four hundred dollars. I am greatly obliged to you for your kindness, but I can’t think of taking it on no account. First, you can’t afford it, no how you can fix it, and I know it. Secondly, I ain’t worth it, and you know it; and, thirdly, I am nearly tired to death collecting my present income. If I have to dun the same way for that it will kill me. I can’t stand it; I shall die. No, no, pay me what you allow me more punctually, and it is all I ask, or will ever receive.”—Sam Slick.