Antediluvian Diet — 160
A friend thinks the antediluvian life must have been a great contrast to ours, and pictures it thus:—“Only fancy having two dried whales hanging in your larder, and a cold mammoth ‘cut and come again’ on the sideboard. ‘Shall I help you to a bit of Icthoyaturns?’ ‘Thank you, I should prefer a slice of your Mastadon.’ Stewed Plesiosauri! Leviathan à la crapoderie! Imagine a bill, not at twelve months, but at two hundred years; and a fellow who carried off your plate-box getting sent to the treadmill for fourscore summers! Consider an elderly gentleman, with a liver complaint of only one hundred years’ standing, wearing out four sets of false teeth, and finally carried off, after a brief illness of three hundred and ten years, in a galloping consumption!”