Pete’s Expectations — 205
Pete, a comical son of the Emerald Isle, who carried wood and water, built fires, &c., for the “boys” at Hamilton College, is as good a specimen of the genuine Hibernian as ever toddled into a brogan. One of the students having occasion to reprove him one morning for delinquency, asked him where he expected to go when he died. “Expect to go to the hot place,” said Pete, without wincing. “And what do you expect will be your portion there?” asked the Soph, solemnly. “Oh!” growled the old fellow, as he brushed his ear lazily with his coat-tail, “bring wood and water for the boys.”