§ 358 No Detail to Be Overlooked
It was the last night of the revival meeting. The evangelist was going strong. His subject was eternal damnation. With all the eloquence at his command, he urged the congregation to flee from the wrath to come.
“Ah, my friends,” he exclaimed, “on that last dread day there will be weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth!”
In a rear pew stood up an elderly woman.
“Elder,” she said tremulously, “I ain’t got no teeth.”
“Madam!” he shouted back, “teeth will be provided!”