Better Gutenberg
Free, beautifully formatted public-domain ebooks
‹Better GutenbergA Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away§ 109 — “A Rose by Any Other Name...” · 110 of 367Contents›

A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

by Irvin S. Cobb

110 of 367 · Contents · Download EPUB

§ 109 “A Rose by Any Other Name...”

At a closely contested municipal election in New York the Tammany ticket seemed in grave danger. Accordingly steps were taken. Scarcely had the polls opened when a group of trained and experienced repeaters marched into a down-town voting place.

“What name?” inquired the election clerk of the leader of the squad, who was red-haired and freckled and had a black eye. The young gangster glanced down at a slip of paper in his hand to refresh his memory.

“Isadore Mendelheim,” he said then.

“That’s not your real name, and you know it!” said a suspicious challenger for the reform ticket.

“It is me name,” said the repeater, “and I’m goin’ to vote under it—see?”

From down the line came a voice:

“Don’t let that guy bluff you, Casey. Soitin’ly your name is Mendelheim!”

← Back to A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Scroll to Top