Better Gutenberg
Free, beautifully formatted public-domain ebooks
‹Better GutenbergA Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away§ 316 — How Time Flies, to Be Sure! · 317 of 367Contents›

A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

by Irvin S. Cobb

317 of 367 · Contents · Download EPUB

§ 316 How Time Flies, to Be Sure!

A negro in Sunflower County, Mississippi, was tried and convicted of murder and sentenced for a certain date. After he had been returned to his cell to await the time of execution it would appear that he practically was forgotten. The lawyer, who had been appointed by the court to defend him, lost interest in the case. He neither moved for a new trial nor did he take an appeal from the verdict.

Time slipped by until, finally, it dawned upon the condemned darky that, unless he took steps in his own behalf, something of a highly unpleasant nature shortly would be happening. So he sat down and himself wrote a letter to the governor of the state, reading as follows:

“Dere Guvnor:

“The w’ite folks is got me in the jail here at this place and I is in the middle of a right bad fix. So I teks my pen in hand to ax you please, Mister Guvner, to do something fur me right away?

“Because dey is fixin’ to hang me on Friday. And here ’tis Wednesday already!”

← Back to A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Scroll to Top