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A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

by Irvin S. Cobb

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§ 152 Probably Stewed Kidneys Ran Third

Back in the days when crowned heads were more numerous in Europe—and more popular—than at present, Carlos of Portugal paid his first visit to the British Isles. At the conclusion of his trip King Edward, so it is said, asked young Carlos what, of all things in England, he liked best.

Now, Portugal’s king was by way of being a consistent and sincere trencherman. He thought for a moment and made answer:

“The roast beef,” he said.

“Is that all that has impressed you?” inquired His Majesty of England.

“Well,” replied Carlos, “the boiled beef is not so bad.”

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