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A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

by Irvin S. Cobb

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“Well,” said the friendly grocer, “I hear you’ve got a little baby brother up at your house. What do you think of him?”

“I don’t like him,” said Mildred frankly. “He’s got a funny red face and he cries all the time.”

“Well,” asked the grocer, “why don’t you send him back where he came from?”

“Oh, I’m afraid we couldn’t do that,” she said. “We’ve used him two days already.”

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