§ 176 Doing Something for the Patient
Frank McIntyre, the plump comedian, played vaudeville dates one season. One night after his turn he dropped into a short-order restaurant near the theatre for a bite, before going to bed. Sitting next to him was a former circus acrobat, who did a horizontal-bar act on the same bill with McIntyre.
The acrobat was sawing away at the sinewy knee-joint of a fried chicken leg. Though the knife was sharp and he was athletic, he made but little headway.
He waved his arm toward a bottle of ketchup which stood upon the counter near McIntyre’s elbow.
“Say, bo,” he requested, “pass de liniment, will you? De sea gull’s got de rheumatism.”