Section 231 An Oration on the Power of Habit. — III
If you say: “Should I find the practice by experience to be injurious, I will give it up,” surely that is not common sense1. You might as well say: “I will put my hand into the nest of the rattlesnake, and when I find out that he has stuck his fangs into me2, I will draw it out and get cured.”
I remember riding from3 Buffalo to the Niagara Falls, and said to a gentleman: “What river is that, Sir?” “That,” he said, “is Niagara River4.” “Well, it is a beautiful stream,” said I, “bright, and fair, and glossy; how far off are the rapids5?” “Only a mile or two,” was the reply. “Is it possible that (S. 66, N. 15) only a mile or two from us we shall find the water in the turbulence which it must show when near the falls?” “You will find it so, Sir.” And so I did find it; and that first sight of the Niagara I shall never forget. Now, launch your boat on that Niagara river; it is bright, smooth, beautiful, and glossy. There is a ripple at the bow6, and the silvery wake7 you leave behind adds to your enjoyment. Down the stream you glide; oars, sails, and helm are in proper trim, and you set out8 on your pleasure excursion9. Suddenly some one cries out from the bank: “Young men, ahoy10!” “What is it11!”—“The rapids are below you12!”—“Ha, ha! we have heard of the rapids, but we are not so foolish as to get there13. If we go [= If it goes] too fast, then up with the helm14, then set the mast in the socket15, hoist the sail, and speed to land16. Then on17, boys; don’t be alarmed—there’s no danger!”
Notes
1 = reasonable.
2 stuck — me = bitten me.
3 riding from = that I during a journey from; change ‘and said to’ into ‘asked’.
4 Use the def. art.
[5] die Stromschnellen.
6 Das Wasser kräuselt sich am Bug des Bootes.
7 Kielwasser, n.
8 ‘to set out on’, here an´treten, v. tr.
9 Vergnügungstour.
10 Ohoi! of which pronounce every vowel separately and slowly in the German way.
11 Was giebts.
12 are below you, sind dort unten nicht weit von euch!
13 as — there, so weit zu fahren.
14 dann schnell das Steuerruder hinein.
15 dann richten wir den Mast auf.
16 und eilen ans Land!
17 Daher nur immer vorwärts.