What’s in a Name
A lawyer who was sometimes forgetful, having been engaged to plead the cause of an offender, began by saying: “I know the prisoner at the bar, and he bears the character of being a most consummate and impudent scoundrel.” Here somebody whispered to him that the prisoner was his client, when he immediately continued: “But what great and good man ever lived who was not calumniated by many of his contemporaries?”