The Relationship of Hog to Bacon
A story of a Tudor judge is told of Sir Nicholas Bacon, who in the time of Elizabeth was importuned by a criminal to spare his life on account of kinship.
“How so?” demanded the judge.
“Because my name is Hog and yours is Bacon; and hog and bacon are so near akin that they cannot be separated.”
“Ay,” responded the judge dryly, “but you and I cannot yet be kindred—for the hog is not bacon until it be well hanged.”