Garrick and the Doctor’s Fee
A doctor accustomed to high fees had been attending Garrick, charging two guineas a visit. The patient began to grudge this sum and at length decided to halve it, and on the termination of a visit handed the doctor the fee which he had resolved was sufficient. The physician began looking about him as though in search of something. He was asked if he had lost anything. “Sir,” replied the doctor, “I believe I have dropped a guinea.” “No, doctor,” said the patient with quiet significance, “it is I that have dropped a guinea.”