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To instil into the mind of his son sound wisdom and business precepts was Cohen senior’s earnest endeavour. He taught his offspring much, including the advantages of bankruptcy, failures, and fires. “Two bankruptcies equal one failure, two failures equal one fire,” etc. Then Cohen junior looked up brightly.
“Fadder,” he asked, “is marriage a failure?”
“Vell, my poy,” was the parent’s reply, “if you marry a really wealthy woman, marriage is almost as good as a failure.”