The Young Idea
A small boy, asked to name the four seasons, replied: “Pepper, salt, mustard, and vinegar.” Another, asked for the principal gases, said: “Oxygen and Cambridgen.”
The New Baby
Jack was rather put out on the arrival of a new little brother. “But, Mummy, he has no hair.” “No, Jack, he has no hair.” “Mummy, he has no teeth.” “Oh, no, Jack, no teeth now.” “Oh, Mummy, dear, you’ve been had; they have given you an old ’un.”