“You’ll Get There Before I Can Tell You!”
A Fellow of Jesus College was handicapped by stammering, but when he used bad words he could talk fluently. In one of his solitary rambles a countryman met him and inquired the road. “Tu-u-rn,” was the reply, “to-to-to—” and so on for a minute or two; at last he burst out, “Confound it, man! you’ll get there before I can tell you!”