The Ruling Passion
Lazarus Goldstein the auctioneer, being somewhat run down, was ordered on a sea voyage by his doctor. After several days on board during which period nothing had occurred to break the monotony of this to him overpeaceful existence, he was suddenly aroused from his afternoon siesta by the cry “A sail, a sail.” His eyes brightened and calling his wife, he said, “Sarah, where is dot catalogue?”