Agricultural Experiences
A Suffolk clergyman asked a schoolboy what was meant in the Catechism by succouring his father and mother. “Giving on ’em milk,” was the prompt reply.
The Latin for Cold
A schoolmaster asked one of his scholars, in the winter time, what was the Latin for cold. “Oh! sir,” answered the lad, “I forget at this moment, although I have it at my fingers’ ends.”