A Witty Reply
One day a celebrated advocate was arguing before a very stupid and very rude Scotch judge who, to express his contempt of what he was saying, pointed with one forefinger to one of his ears, and with the other to the opposite one.
“You see this, Mr. ——?”
“I do, my lord,” said the advocate.
“Well, it just goes in here and comes out there!” and his lordship smiled with the hilarity of a judge who thinks he has actually said a good thing.
“I do not doubt it, my lord. What is there to prevent it?”