The Golfer’s Primer
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See the La-dy on the tee. What is she do-ing?
She is writ-ing down her score, which was on-ly nine for that hole.
Why does she not move on? Some men are wait-ing to play.
She will e-vent-u-al-ly. But first she must re-turn to the edge of the green and pick up her bag.
Why does she not lay the bag on the far side of the green, so as not to de-lay the game?
Be-cause if she did that she would not be a la-dy golf-er.