We Sympathize and Understand
Sir: I feel that I have an indisputable right to wail at your wailing place. I am being ridiculed and relentlessly persecuted by various amateur golfer friends because, forsooth, I have dared to defend your theory of k. y. e. o. t. h.
Please assure me of at least your sympathy and understanding.
R. E. P.
P. S. I do not golf.
Much may be made of a golfer if he be caught young. After he has played a few years, you can’t tell him anything.
Speaking of “golf and athletic sports” a dispatch from New York mentions “precious stones and jewels.”