Why Indeed?
Short colloquy on a street car:
“Why the hell don’t you go to war instead of carrying golf clubs?”
“Why the hell don’t you go to war yourself?”
A Philadelphia golfer gets on the First Page for playing 144 holes of golf in one day. But this is by no means a record. It was tied by Slason Thompson of Old Elm, who was far from considering it a remarkable feat. It would be much more noteworthy if the Philadelphia person should eat 144 pies between sun-up and sun-down.