Stymied
Sir: This is the situation at a summer resort course in Wisconsin:
Chorus of Young Ladies: “Oh, is that the professional?”
Caddie: “Yes, but he’s married.”
J. G. L.
Did you happen to see this wheeze in a recent issue of London Punch:
“In New York a club has been started exclusively for golfers. The others insisted on it.”
The headline, “Finds a Husband on Golf Links,” reminds us of the lady who observed sagely: “There is one good thing about golf. You always know where your husband is.”
Young Mr. Ouimet’s feat of holing out in one iron shot contains a helpful hint for the novice. When the hole is only 243 yards away take a midiron. A driver might put you over the green.