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A Line o’ Gowf or Two

by Bert Leston Taylor

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  1. 1Title page
  2. 2Introduction
  3. 3A Line-o’-Gowf or Two — Starting Keats Two Up
  4. 4On Addressing the Ball
  5. 5The Ballyrot Style
  6. 6You Never Can Tell
  7. 7Without Which Not
  8. 8Hewing to the Line
  9. 9“The Essence of the Matter”
  10. 10The Quintessence of the Matter
  11. 11Making It Easy for Democracy
  12. 12An All-Around Links
  13. 13Rules for Porch Golf
  14. 14A Golfer’s Garden of Verses
  15. 15Whole Duty of Golfers
  16. 16Rain — Travel
  17. 17The Pro
  18. 18Prayers · Happy Thought — How to Top a Mashie
  19. 19Pemmicanized Golf
  20. 20The Metaphysicians
  21. 21Why
  22. 22“A Deep Student of the Game”
  23. 23Concerning Spin
  24. 24Sunday School for Golfers
  25. 25The Compleat Golfer; or, the Idle Man’s Recreation — Introductory
  26. 26The First Hole
  27. 27The Second Hole
  28. 28The Third Hole
  29. 29The Fourth Hole
  30. 30The Fifth Hole
  31. 31The Sixth Hole
  32. 32The Seventh Hole
  33. 33The Eighth Hole
  34. 34The Ninth Hole
  35. 35A Line-o’-Gowf or Two — Alice in Bunkerland
  36. 36Another Noted Member of the Family Was a Colonel
  37. 37Shakespeare on the Amateur Question
  38. 38The Turf-Tearers
  39. 39Helpful Hint No. 640
  40. 40Degenerate Days
  41. 41Wonder What This Oiseau Did?
  42. 42On the Other Hand
  43. 43The Dub
  44. 44We’ve Tried It on a Golf Ball, but It Doesn’t Work
  45. 45Having Their Slice Out, Mebbe
  46. 46Frenzied John
  47. 47Stymied
  48. 48Overheard at a Small-Town Ball Game
  49. 49The Golfer
  50. 50Does Tobacco Affect Your Game?
  51. 51An Extremely Intelligent Dog
  52. 52Problem of Conduct
  53. 53Why Golf Divotees Go Insane
  54. 54Do You Know This One?
  55. 55Why Golf Divotees Go Insane
  56. 56Guffle for Golfers
  57. 57Famous Last Lines · The Links of Ancient Rome — I — Augustus Fit Cu…
  58. 58II — Augustus Utitur Lingua Vulgari Sed Ludum Discit
  59. 59The Links of Ancient Rome — I — Augustus Becomes C2k
  60. 60II — Augustus Indulges in Strong Language, but Decides to Learn the…
  61. 61A Line-o’-Gowf or Two — Had Herrick Golfed
  62. 62That We Shan’t Make a 73
  63. 63For Golf Bugs Only
  64. 64For Golf Nuts Only
  65. 65The Nineteenth Hole
  66. 66Whole Duty of Caddies
  67. 67“The Art of Golf”
  68. 68Supreme Ignorance
  69. 69“Golif”
  70. 70The Golfing Doctor
  71. 71In the Late Bill Nye’s Bailiwick
  72. 72Sounds Sarcastical
  73. 73We, Too, Pass
  74. 74Science in the Woods
  75. 75“Am I to Set My Life Upon a Throw?”
  76. 76A Thing of Beauty
  77. 77“Consult Harry Vardon”
  78. 78Foggy
  79. 79Life’s Little Midironies
  80. 80Putting, Mashie and Midiron
  81. 81The Mashie
  82. 82The Midiron
  83. 83A Line-o’-Gowf or Two — The Pleasures of Hope
  84. 84On the Styxville Golf Links
  85. 85Golf and Gruel — The Lay of the Last Golfer
  86. 86Why Indeed?
  87. 87Winter Golf
  88. 88The Proper Spirit
  89. 89Our Village
  90. 90First Aid to the Golf Dub
  91. 91Sunday Golf
  92. 92The Game in Stageland
  93. 93First Aid
  94. 94Bulwer Lytton on Golf
  95. 95The Pendulum Putt
  96. 96On the Firing Line
  97. 97Golfing Wisdom From the Ancients — Simplified Sport
  98. 98Quad Erat Demonstrandum
  99. 99The Golfer’s Primer
  100. 100II
  101. 101III
  102. 102IV
  103. 103V
  104. 104VI
  105. 105A Line-o’-Gowf or Two — The Lady Golfer
  106. 106The Compulsion of Habit
  107. 107A Great Game
  108. 108Addressing the Ball
  109. 109Golf Athletes
  110. 110Footnotes to Baedeker
  111. 111Speaking of Putting
  112. 112The Seventeenth of March
  113. 113Keep Your Eye on the Hole!
  114. 114Happy Hints for Gloomy Golfers
  115. 115Asides
  116. 116Far From the M. C.
  117. 117We Sympathize and Understand
  118. 118The Training of Caddies
  119. 119Uplifting the Caddie
  120. 120Just as You Say
  121. 121Popular Golf Magazine Page — The American Golfer
  122. 122A Line-o’-Gowf or Two — Mr. Legion
  123. 123The Pill
  124. 124Golf Illusions
  125. 125Love’s Antidote
  126. 126Fore!
  127. 127Housefly Golf
  128. 128Golf Note
  129. 129The Devil’s Disciple
  130. 130In the Wake of the Wake
  131. 131Science and Invention
  132. 132Why Is It
  133. 133Let the Divots Fall Where They May

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