On Addressing the Ball
Some players accost the ball opprobriously, employing the adjective “pock-marked.” Others regard it dubiously, hopelessly, prayerfully, tremulously, disgustedly, resignedly. Still others eliminate the troublous sphere from their consciousness (it can be done), and swing through the spot where the Ding an sich would be if the consciousness had not refused to entertain the notion of its existence.
When Bishop Berkeley said there was no matter—
And sliced it—’twas no matter what he said.
The best way to address the ball is neither fiercely nor dreamily, but quizzically; as one should say, “Well, well, little pest! And so you are going on a long journey. Take keer of yourself!” Bang!