Strained Politeness
On the 30th of April, 1745, the battle of Fontenoy was fought between the allied armies of England, Holland and Austria, under the command of the Duke of Cumberland, and the French army under Marshal Count De Saxe. The battle was commenced with the formal politeness of a court minuet Captain Lord Charles Hay, of the English guards, advanced from the ranks with his hat off; at the same moment Lieutenant Count D’Auteroche, of the French guards, advanced also, uncovered, to meet him. Lord Charles bowed, and said: “Gentlemen of the French guards, fire!” The Count bowed to Lord Charles. “No, my lord,” he answered, “we never fire first.” They again bowed; each resumed his place in his own ranks, and after these testimonies of “high consideration,” the bloody conflict commenced, ending with a loss of twelve thousand men on each side.