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The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical

by Frank H. Stauffer

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Drop-Letter Retort

An old gentleman by the name of Page, having found a young lady’s glove at a watering place, presented it to her with the following couplet:—

“If you from your glove take the letter G,
  Your glove leaves love, which I devote to thee.”

To which the lady returned the following answer:—

“If from your page you take the letter P,
  Your page is age, and that won’t do for me.”

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