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The Queer, the Quaint and the Quizzical

by Frank H. Stauffer

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Dean Swift’s Marriage Ceremony

Dean Swift was applied to, at a late hour on a stormy night, after he had gone to bed, by a run-away couple, to be married. He answered the call from his upper chamber window. He told them that as he was undressed, the weather very threatening, and they, he presumed, in a hurry, he would marry them as they stood. After asking the necessary questions, he said—

“Under this window, in stormy weather,
 I marry this man and woman together;
 Let none but Him who rules the thunder
 Put this man and woman asunder.”

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