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The Humorous Poetry of the English Language

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The Empty Bottle. William Aytoun

Ah, liberty! how like thou art
  To this large bottle lying here,
Which yesterday from foreign mart,
  Came filled with potent English beer!

A touch of steel—a hand—a gush—
  A pop that sounded far and near—
A wild emotion—liquid rush—
  And I had drunk that English beer!

And what remains?—An empty shell!
  A lifeless form both sad and queer,
A temple where no god doth dwell—
  The simple memory of beer!

The Death of Doctor Morrison. Bentley’s Miscellany

What’s the news?—Why, they say Death has killed Dr. Morrison. The Pill-maker? Yes. Then Death will be sorry soon.

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