Better Gutenberg
Free, beautifully formatted public-domain ebooks

Facts and Fancies for the Curious

by Charles C. Bombaugh

595 of 647 · Contents · Download EPUB

A Husbandman

The following lines on an agriculturist were written by Canada’s lyrist, C. G. D. Roberts:

He who would start and rise
  Before the crowing cocks—
No more he lifts his eyes,
  Whoever knocks.

He who before the stars
  Would call the cattle home—
They wait about the bars
  For him to come.

Him at whose hearty calls
  The farmstead woke again,
The horses in their stalls
  Expect in vain.

Busy, and blithe, and bold,
  He labored for the morrow;
The plow his hands would hold
  Rusts in the furrow.

His fields he had to leave,
  His orchards cool and dim;
The clods he used to cleave
  Now cover him.

But the green, growing things
  Lean kindly to his sleep;
White roots and wandering strings—
  Closer they creep.

Because he loved them long
  And with them bore his part,
Tenderly now they throng
  About his heart.

The Vienna Freie Fresse, found in Austrian cemeteries some curious epitaphs, translated as follows:

On a carter killed in a runaway:

“The road to eternity is not long. He started at 7 o’clock and arrived at 8.”

On a man of letters:

“Here lies the best man in the world. He deprived himself of sleep to bestow it upon others.”

One tomb bears a bas-relief depicting a peasant impaled on the horns of a bull. Below is the inscription:

“It was a bull’s horn that sent me to Heaven. I died in a moment, leaving wife and child. Oh, bull, bull! To think that I owe to you everlasting repose!

This does not speak well for the married life of F. K.:

“Here rests in God F. K., who lived 26 years as a man and 37 years as a husband.”

← Back to Facts and Fancies for the Curious

Scroll to Top