- 1Epigraph — Preface
- 2Americana
- 3The Icelandic Sagas
- 4Foreknowledge
- 5Erikson and Columbus
- 6The Cabots
- 7The Name America
- 8What It Cost to Discover America
- 9The American Indians
- 10The Landing of the Pilgrims
- 11The First Legislative Assembly
- 12The Signing of the Declaration
- 13The Authorship of the Declaration
- 14Eminent Domain — National Sovereignty
- 15Gun Flints Wanted
- 16The Master Spirit of the Revolution
- 17The Constitutional Convention
- 18Division of Legislative Authority
- 19Progress Toward Position as a World Power
- 20Our National Airs
- 21Hail Columbia
- 22The Star-Spangled Banner
- 23The Red, White, and Blue
- 24Yankee Doodle
- 25Our Historic Characters
- 26Franklin
- 27Hamilton
- 28Jefferson
- 29The Portrait of a Good Man by the Most Sublime of Poets, for Your I…
- 30A Decalogue of Canons for Observation in Practical Life
- 31Marshall
- 32Jackson
- 33Webster
- 34Lincoln at Gettysburg
- 35Grant at Appomattox
- 36Last Words
- 37Our Wonderlands
- 38Our Language
- 39The Alphabet
- 40Phonetic Changes
- 41Americanisms
- 42Spelling Exercises
- 43A Spelling Lesson
- 44Dream of a Spelling-Bee
- 45The Longest Words
- 46Trifles
- 47A Perplexing Word
- 48Verbal Conceits
- 49Philological Contrarieties
- 50The Aspirate
- 51Alliterative Tribute to Swinburne
- 52Vulcan
- 53Compressing the Alphabet
- 54Alphabetical Fancies
- 55Palindromes
- 56Words Wrong, Pronunciation Right
- 57The Power of Short Words
- 58Legal Verbosity
- 59Prayers Constructed With Elaborate Skill
- 60Its
- 61Rough
- 62Either and Neither
- 63If
- 64Words That Will Not Be Put Down
- 65Changes in Pronunciation
- 66Pronunciation of Proper Names
- 67Bryant’s Index Expurgatorious
- 68Stilted Scientific Phraseology
- 69Metaphorical Conceits
- 70Guess
- 71A Message From England
- 72First Things
- 73First Blood of the Revolution
- 74The Oldest Buildings in America
- 75First Duel Fought in New England
- 76First Person Cremated in America
- 77Old-Time Journalism
- 78The First American Book
- 79The Pioneer Furrier
- 80College Papers
- 81Damnatus
- 82A Virginia Abolitionist
- 83Suspension Bridge
- 84Millions for Defence
- 85Machine Politics
- 86Anæsthesia
- 87Anthracite Coal
- 88Petroleum
- 89Photography
- 90Old Hickory
- 91Eagle, the Emblematic
- 92John Bull
- 93The First Riddle
- 94Boycott
- 95Vivisection
- 96Auld Kirk
- 97Beer
- 98Honeymoon
- 99Gringo
- 100Erasure
- 101The Thimble
- 102Bank Notes
- 103Anno Domini
- 104The Oldest Declaration of Independence
- 105Punctuation
- 106Sleeping-Cars
- 107Eve’s Mirror
- 108Order of the Garter
- 109Coffee
- 110Billiards
- 111Cheap Postage
- 112Postage Stamps
- 113A Boston “Merchantman”
- 114Theatrical Deadheads
- 115Dollar
- 116Marriage in Church
- 117The Degree of M. D.
- 118The Title of “Reverend”
- 119The First Christian Hymn
- 120Mother Goose and Mary’s Lamb
- 121The Umbrella
- 122Equal Mark
- 123Cardinal’s Red Hat
- 124An Old Proverb
- 125The Stereoscope
- 126The Dark Horse
- 127The First Gold Found in California
- 128The Flag of the United States
- 129National Political Conventions
- 130The First United States Bank
- 131The Oldest Living Things
- 132Prototypes
- 133Figaro
- 134The Malaprops
- 135The Pen and the Sword
- 136The Best Service
- 137Mark Twain Accused of Plagiary
- 138The Bill of Fare
- 139Ancestry
- 140Cinderella
- 141Crossing the Bar
- 142Fourth Estate
- 143Ne Sutor Ultra Crepidam
- 144Chestnut
- 145Milton’s Indebtedness
- 146An Expressive Phrase
- 147Overstrained Politeness
- 148The Next to Godliness
- 149Punchinello
- 150Workmen’s Strikes
- 151The Standing Egg
- 152Setting Up to Knock Down
- 153The Guilds of London
- 154Rip van Winkle
- 155Menteith
- 156The Christmas-Tree
- 157Shallows and Deeps
- 158Platform
- 159Forecasts
- 160The Moons of Mars
- 161The Suez Canal
- 162The Panama Canal
- 163Foreshadowing of the Germ Theory
- 164The Telephone
- 165Stenography
- 166The Great Fire of London
- 167The Plague of London
- 168The Reformation
- 169Emancipation
- 170The French Revolution
- 171The White Lady
- 172Miscellanea Curiosa
- 173Singular Expedient
- 174Queer Parliamentary Enactment
- 175Bolingbroke’s Favorite Desk
- 176Fourth of March
- 177The Powwow
- 178The Flowering Dogwood
- 179Offensiveness Punished
- 180Ropes Made of Women’s Hair
- 181Premonitory Caution
- 182Realism
- 183He Couldn’t Have Shot Him
- 184Cromwell’s Grace
- 185The Ocean Depths
- 186Pleasant Reading
- 187Bismarck in the Language of the Spirits
- 188The Age of Niagara Falls
- 189Tools of the Pyramid Builders
- 190A Distant World
- 191A Matter of Form
- 192Sweet Auburn
- 193Importance of Punctuation
- 194Bottled Tears
- 195As You Read It
- 196A Story of Witchcraft
- 197Circumstantial Evidence
- 198A Little Beggar’s Charity
- 199Jack Sprat
- 200Franklin’s Brown Coat
- 201Sources of History
- 202A Long Name
- 203Hero Worship
- 204Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
- 205None Such
- 206The Ants’ Habits
- 207Caroline Herschel’s Many Years
- 208Constitution of the Early Church
- 209“Home, Sweet Home”
- 210Marriage in Undress
- 211A City in Darkness
- 212The Graffiti at Pompeii
- 213Superstition
- 214An Itemized Bill
- 215Latin Pronunciation
- 216Prevention Better Than Cure
- 217Facetiæ
- 218Already Had One
- 219Ask Papa
- 220Too Mild
- 221The Eye of the Fly
- 222Yale’s Way
- 223Canard
- 224Sothern’s Practical Joke
- 225High Art Advertising
- 226An Admissible Explanation
- 227Second- or Third-Rate
- 228The Wounded Amazon
- 229Mr. Evarts’s Jocularity
- 230Worse Than Worst
- 231A Poet-farmer in a Fix
- 232A Venerable Joke
- 233The Graduate
- 234Coldblooded Criticism
- 235Mock Heroics
- 236Unwilling Willingness
- 237Companion Pictures
- 238Juxtaposition
- 239Niagara
- 240Compliant Courts
- 241A Modern Judge on Portia’s Judgment
- 242A Legal Dilemma
- 243Virgil’s Æneid Dissected
- 244Relative Size
- 245The Cardinal’s Curse
- 246The Berners Street Hoax
- 247The Point of View
- 248Vicissim
- 249Jack and Jill
- 250High Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle
- 251Mary’s Little Lamb
- 252The Meeting
- 253Flashes of Repartee
- 254Fitting Answers
- 255Left-Handed Compliments
- 256Not Beyond Reach
- 257Limitation of Authority
- 258Like Topsy
- 259Opposite Effects
- 260Maternity — Date of Possession
- 261The Old Dominion
- 262No Jury Then and There
- 263Each His Own Way
- 264Nature’s Painting
- 265A Boomerang
- 266Relationship
- 267Decay’s Effacement
- 268A Woman’s Revenge
- 269Best for Her
- 270Ecclesiastical Tit-for-Tat
- 271Even Chances
- 272A Quick-Witted Damsel
- 273Meeting an Emergency
- 274Declined With Thanks
- 275A Courteous Retort
- 276Bearding the Lion
- 277Distinction With a Difference
- 278Future Provision
- 279Sumner’s Legal Learning
- 280Walk vs. Conversation
- 281The Last Chance
- 282Divine Knowledge
- 283A Quaint Reproof — Acceptability Without a Dress Suit
- 284Marriage in Heaven
- 285Force and Argument
- 286The Condemned Jester
- 287Marjorie
- 288The Word-Twisting of the Punsters
- 289Clever Hits of the Humorists
- 290Toast
- 291The Preferred Beverage
- 292Identified
- 293An Uncivil Retort
- 294Unmistakable Legality
- 295A Very Long Bill
- 296Whittier’s Impromptu
- 297Seeing Is Believing — A Killarney Echo
- 298Not Rousseau
- 299Love of Specie-s
- 300His Station
- 301Frankness
- 302Double X
- 303Met the Emergency
- 304A Similar Privilege
- 305Caderousse’s Wager
- 306According to Agreement
- 307A Pulpit Wager
- 308Rhus Toxicodendron
- 309Mark Twain Convinced
- 310Motto for a Tavern Sign
- 311A New Light
- 312Schweininger’s Thrust
- 313Significant Change
- 314The Remedy
- 315Botanical Misnomer
- 316Not Interchangeable
- 317Business Economy
- 318Completing an Unfinished Stanza
- 319Sonnet to a Cow
- 320Xanthippe Vindicated
- 321Democritus at Belfast
- 322Christmas Chimes
- 323The Nestling Shuttlecock
- 324Proverbial Philosophy in New Dress
- 325Theory and Practice
- 326The Hits of the Satirists
- 327Battle Prayer
- 328Silly Newspaper Queries
- 329Puffery Extraordinary
- 330Beaconsfield
- 331Burns’s Impromptu
- 332The Prince Regent
- 333The American Eagle
- 334The Drama as an Instrumentality
- 335Compliments to Boswell
- 336Forbidden Fruit
- 337A Statesman as a Scientist
- 338Lardner’s Mistaken Prediction
- 339The Lawyers and the Playwrights
- 340Bancroft as a Historian
- 341Unsuspected Turns
- 342Plain Speaking
- 343Stanhope
- 344Pens Dipped in Gall
- 345Samuel Rogers
- 346Junius on the Duke of Bedford
- 347Ruskin on the Bicycle
- 348A Serious Interruption
- 349Imitation of Shakespeare’s Commentators
- 350Wordsworth’s Horse
- 351A Sylvan Reverie
- 352Carlyle as a Masquerader
- 353Evasions of Ambiguity
- 354The Religion of Wise Men
- 355A Deceiver
- 356An Acknowledgment
- 357An Artful Dodger
- 358Rouge
- 359A Difference
- 360Which?
- 361Divine Service
- 362Doubtful Compliment
- 363King or Pretender?
- 364A Legal Question
- 365A Judge Like Solomon
- 366The Butchers
- 367Meeting the Difficulty
- 368A Tough Witness
- 369Shifting Responsibility
- 370Erskine’s Pleasantry
- 371Mortuary Word-Play
- 372Comical Blunders
- 373The Wrong Man Made a Count
- 374Stiefel
- 375A Happy Thought
- 376Couldn’t Fool Him
- 377Gibson’s Venus
- 378Highgate
- 379Both Sides
- 380A Hopeless Case
- 381A Question of Capacity
- 382An Unexpected Reception
- 383Half-Truths
- 384The Happening of the Unexpected
- 385A Great Mind
- 386Psoriasis
- 387Exchanging Errors
- 388Betting on the Lord’s Prayer
- 389Contradictory Phraseology
- 390Individuals
- 391Infelicities
- 392A “Sufficient” Guide-Post
- 393Faux Pas
- 394One Form of Vanity
- 395“Beats,” Not Turnips
- 396Reasonable Excuse
- 397Sending a Postscript
- 398Didn’t Understand Quakerese
- 399John the Baptist
- 400A German Pickwick
- 401Not a Chiropodist
- 402Unfamiliar Familiarity
- 403Alleged Danger of Rapid Movement
- 404Aaron and Hur
- 405Twenty Dunkards With an R
- 406The Economy of Nature
- 407Desirable Uniformity
- 408False Doctrine
- 409Poor Children
- 410Help From Above
- 411Minding One’s Business
- 412Direct Information
- 413Mistranslation
- 414Misplaced Zeal
- 415Before Railroads
- 416The Wrong Word
- 417Missing the Point of the Jokes
- 418Even Homer Sometimes Nods — Jugurtha
- 419Completing a Sentence
- 420Racine vs. Voltaire
- 421A Chinese Cycle
- 422Watts vs. Cowper
- 423Bret Harte’s Astronomy
- 424Wolseley’s Mistake
- 425Johnson’s Error
- 426Milton’s Italian
- 427Milton as a Botanist
- 428Dante as a Naturalist
- 429Cassio or Iago?
- 430In Time of Peace Prepare for War
- 431Collins vs. Prior
- 432Gladstone’s Heber
- 433Balboa
- 434Cenotaph
- 435Bishop Ken’s Doxology
- 436St. Paul to the Ephesians
- 437Byron’s Greek
- 438Triple Error
- 439Mistakes of Our Best Writers
- 440The Stretches of Poetic License
- 441Misquotation
- 442Falsities and Fallacies
- 443The Lentulus Letter
- 444Scott’s Fabrications
- 445William Tell
- 446The Finding of Moses
- 447A Historic Phrase Disputed
- 448The Maelstrom
- 449Don’t Give Up the Ship
- 450Specific Gravity
- 451Pocahontas
- 452The Penn Treaty
- 453The Good Old Times
- 454Shakespeare’s Defiance of Historical Fact
- 455The Bacon Humbug
- 456Stratford-on-Avon
- 457L — E. L. Assumes a Virtue
- 458The Burning of Rome, A.D. 54
- 459Mummy Wheat
- 460Anglo-Saxon as a Race Term
- 461Guillotin
- 462Legendary Lore
- 463A Marred Destiny
- 464Robinson Crusoe
- 465Macaulay in the Role of a Pickpocket
- 466A Minister’s Messenger and What He Saw
- 467Tobacco in Diplomacy
- 468The Mystery of the Dauphin
- 469The Sistine Madonna and la Fornarina
- 470The Letter M
- 471The Iron Maiden
- 472The Value of Practical Knowledge
- 473The Marseillaise
- 474Shakespeare and Burbage
- 475A Circassian Legend
- 476General Grouchy at Waterloo
- 477Acadia
- 478Wolfe at Quebec
- 479The Chien d’Or
- 480Maximilian at Queretaro
- 481The Thieves’ Market
- 482Amulets and Talismans
- 483Christmas Observances
- 484What Language Did Jesus Speak?
- 485Royalty’s Family Names
- 486Parallel Passages
- 487Shakespeare’s Repetitions
- 488Children
- 489Calumny
- 490Boabdils
- 491Compulsion
- 492Effect of Ill News
- 493Resignation — Allusion to an Old Proverb
- 494Prayer
- 495Early Hours
- 496Fortitude
- 497Posthumous Fame
- 498Mercy
- 499Madness
- 500The King’s Name
- 501Object of Imitation
- 502Woman
- 503“Bad Epitaph and Ill Report”
- 504Remembrance of Past Feats
- 505Perverted Reason — Deceit
- 506Thereby Hangs a Tale
- 507Duo Che Insieme Vanno — Dante
- 508The Wit of the Epigrammatists
- 509Whewell
- 510The Four Georges
- 511The Ladies
- 512Sarcastic
- 513Gay With One Leg
- 514“Never Cut Themselves”
- 515Jenner’s Quacks
- 516Loud Snoring
- 517Bacon and Shakespeare
- 518History
- 519Fitness
- 520Concerning Welsh Poets
- 521Bulwer Lytton
- 522Hic, Hæc, Hoc
- 523Complimentary
- 524A Crier
- 525A Double Prize
- 526War and Peace
- 527Not Conclusive
- 528Appropriate Petition
- 529Expectancy
- 530Keenness of Edge
- 531Revenons à Nos Moutons
- 532The Division of Labor
- 533A Contrast
- 534Lis et Victoria Mutua
- 535The World, the Flesh, and the Devil
- 536Horse-Breaker and Gray Mare
- 537Washington
- 538On Mackintosh
- 539Ended in Smoke
- 540Dryness
- 541Debtor and Creditor
- 542Why No Last Will and Testament
- 543From the Dutch of Huijgens — Three Sportive Fishers
- 544Ghosts
- 545A Gamester’s Marriage — Changed Conditions
- 546Distinction With a Difference
- 547Better Late Than Never
- 548None Missing
- 549Four Kinds
- 550To the Pretty Girl Who Lent Me a Candle
- 551On “Quodcunque Infundis Ascescit”
- 552Two Watering Places
- 553Glen Urquhart
- 554A Friend in Need — Retaliation
- 555Not Distinguishable
- 556A Bar Sinister
- 557Communism — The Busy Bee
- 558The Winning Team
- 559Spirits
- 560Enigmas — Charles James Fox’s
- 561Hallam’s
- 562Lord Macaulay’s
- 563Dr. S. Weir Mitchell’s
- 564Miss Seward’s
- 565Palindromic Enigma
- 566A Fugitive Sigh
- 567Arithmetical Puzzle
- 568What Becomes of the Pins?
- 569Charades
- 570Richard Porson’s Charades
- 571Genealogical Puzzle
- 572Marigold
- 573Sir Hilary’s Prayer
- 574Voices From God’s Acre
- 575The Blue and the Gray
- 576George Eliot
- 577Scott
- 578Queen Elizabeth
- 579Samuel Johnson
- 580Beust — Elihu Yale
- 581John Harvard
- 582Cheyne
- 583Huxley
- 584André
- 585Stevenson
- 586Prince Christian
- 587Condell and Heminge
- 588Shakespeare’s Doctor
- 589Little Ruth
- 590Longfellow and Brooks
- 591Grateful Memory
- 592From Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage
- 593Somebody’s Darling
- 594Bismarck
- 595A Husbandman
- 596The Honeyed Phrase of Compliment
- 597The Mazes of Obscurity
- 598Ideal Physical Proportions
- 599Grecian and American Standards
- 600The Venus de Medici a Questionable Type
- 601Famous Beauties — Cleopatra
- 602Phryne
- 603Isabella of Castile
- 604Diana of Poitiers
- 605Ninon de L’Enclos
- 606Mary Stuart
- 607Pompadour
- 608Eugénie
- 609Female Poisoners
- 610Brevities
- 611Toasts and Mottoes
- 612Independence Day — Our Country
- 613The American Commonwealth — The President of the United States
- 614The Flag of Our Union
- 615The Army
- 616The Navy
- 617The City
- 618The Pulpit
- 619The Law
- 620Medicine
- 621Woman
- 622Christian Charity
- 623Sexual Affinity
- 624Temperance — The Press
- 625Modern Transportation
- 626Erskine’s Toast — Our Dead
- 627Good-Night
- 628Finis Coronat Opus
- 629The Loved and Lost
- 630At Last
- 631Auld Lang Syne
- 632In a Rose Garden
- 633“Now I Lay Me”
- 634Thanatopsis
- 635Immortality
- 636M — Guizot’s Confession of Faith
- 637Thiers’s Faith
- 638Patrick Henry’s Legacy
- 639Goethe’s Last Words
- 640A Rational View
- 641Avoidance
- 642A Scene at Old Hickory’s Death-bed
- 643Imperator Augustus
- 644Mary Stuart’s Prayer
- 645Into the World and Out
- 646Patientia
- 647Death
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