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Josh Billings on Ice

by Josh Billings

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LXXVII Jaw Bones

Genius iz like a hop vine; it will run, and spread, enny how, and hav a whole lot ov wild hops on it, but tew be a good krop, it must be poled, and cut back, and suckered.

Precept iz a buck saw—experience the elbo grease that runs the cussid instrument.

Don’t talk tew much, Jessie; one half the wisdum ov this world consists in not saying ennything.

Thare iz nothing more dangerous tew most men than praize; it iz like filling them up with gunpowder, and then tutching them oph.

Patience, if it iz merely constitushional, don’t appear tew me to be enny more ov a virtue than kold feet are.

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