Goshallhemlock Salve
The bullwacking, mule-skinning proprieter of a life-giving salve wants us to advertise for him, and to state that, with his Goshallhemlock salve he “can cure all chronicle diseases whatever.”
“We would do it if we could, sweet being; but owing to the fullness of the paper and the foreman, we must turn you cruelly away.
“Yours truly,
“James Letson.”