The Agony Is Over
It has occurred to us that the destruction of timber near the Continental Divide, in Colorado, which is also called, “The Backbone of the Continent,” will naturally be a severe blow to the lumber region of Colorado.
We began studying on this joke last summer, and have wrestled prayerfully with it ever since, with the above result. Do not think, O gay, lighthearted reader, that these jokes are spontaneous, and that mirth is pumped out of the recesses of the editor’s brain as a grocer pumps coal oil out of a tin tank. They come with fasting and sadness, and vexation of spirit, and groanings that cannot be uttered, and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Now that we are over this joke safely, no doubt that we shall begin to flesh up again.