Better Gutenberg
Free, beautifully formatted public-domain ebooks
‹Better GutenbergBaled HayJoaquin and Juniata · 20 of 130Contents›

Baled Hay

by Bill Nye

20 of 130 · Contents · Download EPUB

Joaquin and Juniata

Joaquin miller has just published a new book called “The Shadows of Shasta.” It is based on the Hiawatha, Blue Juniata romance, which the average poet seems competent to yank loose from the history of the sore-eyed savage at all times.

Whenever a dead-beat poet strikes bedrock and don’t have shekels enough to buy a bowl of soup, he writes an inspired ode to the unfettered horse-thief of the west.

It is all right so far as we know. If the poet will wear out the smoke-tanned child of the forest writing poetry about him, and then if the child of the forest will rise up in his death struggle and mash the never-dying soul out of the white-livered poet, everything will be O.K., and we will pay the funeral expenses.

If it could be so arranged that the poet and the bright Alfarita bug-eater and the bilious wild-eyed bard of the backwoods could be shut up in a corral for six weeks together, with nothing to eat but each other, it would be a big thing for humanity. We said once that we wouldn’t dictate to this administration, but let it flicker along alone. We just throw out the above as a suggestion, however, hoping that it will not be ignored.

← Back to Baled Hay

Scroll to Top